10. |
Called Russia asking if they need a new spy |
9. |
When people whisper, "Your fly is open," he says, "Yeah, I know" |
8. |
Shoplifts at will, gives finger to security camera |
7. |
If you asked what he had for breakfast and he actually had waffles, he'll say "pancakes" just for the fun of lying |
6. |
He's no longer just fat -- he's now Hugh Rodham fat |
5. |
"Tubby" is selling a copy of the Declaration of Indepence on eBay |
4. |
Doesn't even bother to buy high-quality cigars anymore |
3. |
Recently introduced Playboy playmate as "my lovely wife" |
2. |
Refers to Chappaqua mansion as "the house that dirty pardon money built" |
1. |
Sits in the back of Al Gore's journalism class screaming, "Loser!" |