Top Ten Rejected Slogans for the Rolling Stones' Tour


August 1997



10.

Honky-Tonk Women and Grumpy Old Men

9.

We Live Through the Concert or Your Money Back

8.

Come See What Hanson Will Look Like in the Year 2097

7.

Hurry Before Keith Richards Lapses Into a Coma

6.

Half-Price Off If You're Mick Jagger's Illegitimate Child

5.

And You Thought Aerosmith Was Old

4.

Hearts Full of Song and Teeth in a Glass

3.

It's Like Metamucil For Your Ears

2.

Where Else Can You See Bob Dole in a Mosh Pit?

1.

Under 45 Not Admitted Without a Parent


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