10. |
Honky-Tonk Women and Grumpy Old Men |
9. |
We Live Through the Concert or Your Money Back |
8. |
Come See What Hanson Will Look Like in the Year 2097 |
7. |
Hurry Before Keith Richards Lapses Into a Coma |
6. |
Half-Price Off If You're Mick Jagger's Illegitimate Child |
5. |
And You Thought Aerosmith Was Old |
4. |
Hearts Full of Song and Teeth in a Glass |
3. |
It's Like Metamucil For Your Ears |
2. |
Where Else Can You See Bob Dole in a Mosh Pit? |
1. |
Under 45 Not Admitted Without a Parent |