10. |
New York City cab drivers go from wool to cotton turbans |
9. |
Streets are filled with the intoxicating aroma of thawing garbage |
8. |
Drug arrests soar as the Yankees return to town |
7. |
Street vendors start selling robin-kebabs |
6. |
Ed Sullivan Theater warms up to a balmy 38 degrees |
5. |
Number of murders committed with snow shovels drops way off |
4. |
All of the rats go down to Florida for spring break |
3. |
Rudy Giuliani has a spring tune-up done to his comb-over |
2. |
New York City cops start wearing nothing but a holster |
1. |
The Mets are mathematically eliminated from the pennant race |