10. |
When your husband asks you to pass the ketchup, you start screaming "Objection!" |
9. |
During a week-long vacation in Bermuda, you never take off the knit cap |
8. |
You pay thousands of dollars to have your cat's DNA tested |
7. |
After ordering a Big Mac, you present a ten-hour closing argument |
6. |
You won't get into bed unless your wife puts on the fake Ito beard |
5. |
You start watching C-SPAN -- just to hear people lying again |
4. |
Whenever you see a Japanese guy on the street, you go up to him and request a sidebar |
3. |
You drop sixty bucks to watch Kato Kaelin take a pay-per-view nap |
2. |
You go to the supermarket, sit down in front of a carton of O.J., and stare |
1. |
You're having conjugal visits with yourself |