KISS – the legendary band that says “You Wanted the Best…You Got the Best”, well I will agree KISS is the best when it comes to the total ultimate concert experience. The band never claimed to be masters of their instruments (well except for one in particular) or writing lyrics that will make you sit down and think “Wow, man that is pretty deep”, they were the complete opposite. Their concerts were an all out Rock N Roll party with explosions, bombs, fireworks, blood, sweat, theatrics and that is what KISS was and still is best at. But seriously you have to chuckle at some of their lyrics of their songs that I listed 10 of my personal favorites.

10.	“Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster And if you wanna see my love, just ask her And my love is the plaster And yeah, she's the collector She wants me all the time to inject her” - “Plaster Caster” from the album “Love Gun"
9.	“(I need a whole lotta woman) To keep me satisfied (I need a whole lotta woman) Baby, for ride after ride after ride (I need a whole lotta woman) Yeah, 'cause what you are is what you eat And I need something sweet” - “Spit” from the album “Revenge”
8.	“And we go one, two, three, four, when midnight comes, I'll be at your door Five, six, seven, eight, oh, oh, I just can't wait I'm gonna bang, bang you” - “Bang Bang You” from the album “Crazy Nights”
7.	“Liar, liar, got your pants on fire I know you want it, you know you want it too Hey diddle diddle, when the cat wants to fiddle The kitten's gotta give him the moon” - “When Your Walls Come Down” from the album “Crazy Nights”
6.	“I got nasty habits, it's a fine line, so many girls and so little time When love rears its head, I wanna get on your case Ooh baby, wanna put my log in your fireplace, maybe baby, you wanna get played” - “Burn Bitch Burn” from the album “Animalize”
5.	. Dance, dance all over your face, I'm gonna dance all over your face No cheap perfume can change my mind, no satin and lace Yes, I'm gonna dance all over your face No thigh high boots, forbidden fruits, no satin and lace Yes, I'm gonna dance, dance all over your face, I'm gonna dance - “Dance All Over Your Face” from the album “Lick It Up”
4.	Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, yeah So clean, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen, Christine, yeah, yeah Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah - “Christine Sixteen” from the album “Love Gun”
	Editors Note: Even though KISS has done the same time of songwriting like repeating lyrics over and over (Love Gun, Lick it Up, etc.) Christine Sixteen is repeated so many times in this song that it becomes so F’N annoying that you may want to pick up a shotgun and shoot your stereo.
3.	Take me to the jungle, honey We're livin' in a human zoo Getcha turnin' tricks for money I'd rather roll around with you - “Uh! All Night” from the album “Asylum”
2.	.Baby, let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye - ‘Let’s Put the X in Sex” – from the album “Smashes, Thrashes, and Hits”
1.	Well, if I told you once, I told you twice Just listen, babe, and take my advice Why settle for seconds when you can have the best So let me be your king bee, I want your hornets nest - “Any Way you Slice It” – from the album “Asylum”

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