The Top 10 Signs your girlfriend might be a Slut

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The Top 10 Signs your girlfriend might be a Slut

Submitted By: Whomp69

If you are dating this girl, then yes your girlfriend is a Slut.

10.

When singing to Bon Jovi's " Wanted Dead or Alive" she changes the lyric, I've seen a million faces and I rocked them all to, I've seen a million faces and sat on them all.

9.

Excited when summer is coming because its "Carnie Season".

8.

Only goal in life is to make Clay Aiken a real man.

7.

Has a tattoo below her belly button that has the McDonalds sign with the over 10,000 served scratched off and it now says 11,000.

6.

Was the girl in High School rumored to have been rushed to the hospital with a "foreign object" lodged in her koochie

5.

She buys the "Morning After" pill in bulk from Sam's Club.

4.

Pays $15.00 for cable TV but has over 300 cable channels and all the premium channels.

3.

Does not have current employment but is a card carrying member and Union Treasurer for Local Services Union 1656

2.

Does not need to shave her pubic hair as it is permantley gone because of all the friction in that area over the years

1.

Every Wednesday night when you pick her up the Best Buy "Geek Squad" car is in the driveway to do a computer upgrade and the only computer she owns is a old Commodore 64 from 1985.

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10.	When singing to Bon Jovi's " Wanted Dead or Alive" she changes the lyric, I've seen a million faces and I rocked them all to, I've seen a million faces and sat on them all.
9.	Excited when summer is coming because its "Carnie Season".
8.	Only goal in life is to make Clay Aiken a real man.
7.	Has a tattoo below her belly button that has the McDonalds sign with the over 10,000 served scratched off and it now says 11,000.
6.	Was the girl in High School rumored to have been rushed to the hospital with a "foreign object" lodged in her koochie
5.	She buys the "Morning After" pill in bulk from Sam's Club.
4.	Pays $15.00 for cable TV but has over 300 cable channels and all the premium channels.
3.	Does not have current employment but is a card carrying member and Union Treasurer for Local Services Union 1656
2.	Does not need to shave her pubic hair as it is permantley gone because of all the friction in that area over the years
1.	Every Wednesday night when you pick her up the Best Buy "Geek Squad" car is in the driveway to do a computer upgrade and the only computer she owns is a old Commodore 64 from 1985.