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The day he and David Wells did the naked robot dance in the Yankee’s shower. Nothing like seeing two fat naked guys doing the robot. |
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That he paid Pedro Martinez 50 dollars to throw Don Zimmer to the ground in the 2003 ALCS because he said Zimmer stole his chewin’ tobacci earlier in the day. |
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When he struck out 20 Detroit Tigers in a game in 1996 he snuck into the Tigers locker room after the game and yelled “The Tigers are my Bitches” and blew a snot rocket at Travis Fryman. |
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That he even pitched for the Toronto Blue Jays. |
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That his dog used HGH when he was appearing in a photo shoot for the magazine, Dog Fancy |
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When pitching for the Houston Astros in 2005 he rolled the Pittsburgh Mascot, the Pirate Parrot, in the parking lot because he claims the Parrot told him Mike Piazza’s would kick his ass in a fight. |
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Used to make teammate, Raul Mondesi carry his luggage on road trips with the 2003 New York Yankees. |
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In 1998 see was enraged that first baseman Tino Martinez missed a foul ball that after the game was over he cut half of Tino’s mullet off. |
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Threw a bat at an opposing team’s bat boy and used the excuse that because of his “heightened adrenaline” of the game got the best of him. |
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That being a pampered athlete all his life, he totally forgot that he is not greater or an exception to the rules anymore than anybody else is. |
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