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Your Jedi robe is camouflage. |
9. |
Your land-speeder has a light saber rack. |
8. |
You have a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. |
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At least one wing of your X-Wing Fighter is primer colored |
6. |
You think Ewok is the "Other White Meat" |
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Yoda is actually an 800 year old possum |
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Your R2 Unit is equipped with a bottle opener and coaster for your Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. |
3. |
Your second cousin is a Wookie. |
2. |
You use your light sabre to light your farts at a party. |
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You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. |
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