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(Tom) Oh thank you my god, it only has one head |
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(As Tom is jumping on the birthing station pumping his fist) I love this girl, I love this. girl, Yes!, Yes!, Yes!. |
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(Doctor) Can someone get Mr. Cruise a step stool so he can reach the birthing table? |
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(Tom) Remember Katie, no screaming is allowed while you try to squeeze the baby’s cantaloupe sized head through your koochie. |
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(Katie) Tom why is the baby green with antennae? |
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(Doctor) Mr. Cruise please quit eating the placenta. |
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(Katie) Oh Tom, she is so beautiful…now show me the money you 5 foot freak. |
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(Tom) Katie this baby looks just like Iceman (Val Kilmer in Top Gun) |
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(Tom) Repeating over and over “Nano, Nano, I am Mork from Ork” |
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(Tom to Katie) I Love You…You complete me… (Katie) Oh shut up Jerry Maquire and let me have an epidural. |
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