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Mariah Carey - Since Santa filled Mariah's Christmas wish from last year
with a hit album, Santa will be hoping for something a little better than milk and cookie's from this nutty little gal. |
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Natalie Portman - Hey Anakin Skywalker went to
the dark side because of Natalie and so will Santa, just call me Darth Kringle |
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Angelina Jolie - She is a little wild for ole
Saint Nick but Hermey the Elf loves her and I bet she would do it in my sleigh.
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Kate Bosworth - Would love to cuddle with Kate
by the fireplace and roast some of Santa's chestnuts over an open fire.
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Halle Berry - Santa likes a little brown sugar
sprinkled on his cookies and wouldn't mind sprinkling a little bit of Halle on his cookies this year |
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Shakira - The way Shakira moves those hips and
Santa will be singing Feliz Nabba Da until next Christmas.
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Jennifer Aniston - Santa will always have a
special place in his heart for little Jennifer who had a tough year but we all know Brad traded down and that Vince had
one heck of a year. |
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Vida Guerrera - My elves could not build a more
beautiful and shapely body than Vida's. I offered that any elf that can replicate that body will get a months vacation to
any part of the world. |
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Jessica Simpson - Despite the rumors, Jessica left
Nick for Santa and his bowl full of jelly. Definately the nicest boobies Santa has dreamed about during nap time. |
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Jessica Alba - Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa has been paying
very close attention to Jessica watching her in his magic snowball all year, especially during tubby time. |
