10. |
A hit on Chicken Little for beating his movie in box office receipts. |
9. |
More words that rhyme with Bacardi |
8. |
A life-like latex mold of Eminem's ass and a year's supply of anal lube. |
7. |
The charisma of Snoop Dog. |
6. |
A children's book deal like Madonna to make pre kindergarten kids more violent by the time they reach elementary school. |
5. |
Dora the Explorer Talking Kitchen |
4. |
Another movie so more gang violence can erupt in movie theaters across the country. |
3. |
Hermie the elf to give him 2 new front teeth to replace those 2 woodchuck teeth he's currently sportin'. |
2. |
A recording contract for his up and coming half brother, Buffalo Head Nickel.
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1. |
Peace on Earth, Good will towards Man, ahhh F#ck' that, lets just put a cap in someone's ass.
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