Top Twenty Thoughts going through Pittsburgh Pirate Manager Lloyd McClendon's head as the Pirates prepare for their 13th consecutive losing season.

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Top Twenty Thoughts going through Pittsburgh Pirate Manager Lloyd McClendon's head as the Pirates prepare for their 13th consecutive losing season.

Submitted By: dgodz66 - Pittsburgh, PA

20.

Tomorrow when I draw up the batting order I'm going to bat the pitcher in the number 3 spot.

19.

I wonder if Jim Leyland needs help coaching his sons little league team.

18.

Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a power hitter?

17.

(singing the SpongeBob Squarepants theme) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

16.

I wonder if there is a steroid that could help me enhance my managerial skills.

15.

Dammit Wilson quit fouling off pitches and make an out already, CSI is on in 5 minutes.

14.

Does McDonalds still sell that McRib sandwich?

13.

Benito Santiago has not aged well at all.

12.

If the human head weighs an average of 18 pounds, Barry Bonds' head must weigh at least 30-32 pounds?

11.

That is one long line of ants heading for the sunflower seeds.

10.

Anna Nicole really has some big titties

9.

I wonder if the American Indian activists are offended by Mark and Tike's last name being Redman, like they are with the Brave's nickname.

8.

Who in the hell names their kid Tike? (In reference to centerfielder Tike Redman)

7.

I saw Gary Varsho naked.

6.

Okay it’s the 6th inning and my starting pitcher is throwing a 3 hit shutout, its time to pull him.

5.

Rusty Kuntz, that is one funny name.

4.

If Anakin Skywalker turns into Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie, does Samuel L. Jackson's character become one of those Imperial Stormtroopers?

3.

How come I don't have a bobble head made after me, I'm a damn good looking man.

2.

I need to call Dave Littlefield (GM) I think we can trade Jack Wilson and Oliver Perez to the Cubs for Neifi Perez.

1.

If a Pittsburgh Pirate fell in the woods, would anyone hear it?

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20.	Tomorrow when I draw up the batting order I'm going to bat the pitcher in the number 3 spot.
19.	I wonder if Jim Leyland needs help coaching his sons little league team.
18.	Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a power hitter?
17.	(singing the SpongeBob Squarepants theme) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
16.	I wonder if there is a steroid that could help me enhance my managerial skills.
15.	Dammit Wilson quit fouling off pitches and make an out already, CSI is on in 5 minutes.
14.	Does McDonalds still sell that McRib sandwich?
13.	Benito Santiago has not aged well at all.
12.	If the human head weighs an average of 18 pounds, Barry Bonds' head must weigh at least 30-32 pounds?
11.	That is one long line of ants heading for the sunflower seeds.
10.	Anna Nicole really has some big titties
9.	I wonder if the American Indian activists are offended by Mark and Tike's last name being Redman, like they are with the Brave's nickname.
8.	Who in the hell names their kid Tike? (In reference to centerfielder Tike Redman)
7.	I saw Gary Varsho naked.
6.	Okay it’s the 6th inning and my starting pitcher is throwing a 3 hit shutout, its time to pull him.
5.	Rusty Kuntz, that is one funny name.
4.	If Anakin Skywalker turns into Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie, does Samuel L. Jackson's character become one of those Imperial Stormtroopers?
3.	How come I don't have a bobble head made after me, I'm a damn good looking man.
2.	I need to call Dave Littlefield (GM) I think we can trade Jack Wilson and Oliver Perez to the Cubs for Neifi Perez.
1.	If a Pittsburgh Pirate fell in the woods, would anyone hear it?