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That the little kid with Cubs Manager Dusty Baker is really his Mini-Me and not his son. |
9. |
That the 5 other fans reaching for that baseball were just trying to steal "The Fan's” walkman so they could listen to the new Ludacris “Chicken and Beer” CD. |
8. |
Kordell Stewart is going to lead us to the Super Bowl. |
7. |
We got rid of Dominak Hasek because he’s Europeon and they have no heart to win the Stanley Cup. |
6. |
We haven’t won the pennant since that little kid who played a Cubs pitcher in the movie “The Rookie” pitched for us. |
5. |
William “the Refrigerator” Perry had one hell of a hot ass. |
4. |
Chicago born Jim Belushi is the funniest sitcom star ever. |
3. |
Hey lets go beat the hell out of the other teams first base coach and we can get on TV like those idiot White Sox fans. |
2. |
The Cubs could never blow a 3 games to 1 lead against the Marlins on their own. |
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That Mark Walhberg really has a big penis and that wasn’t a prosthetic penis in the movie “Boogie Nights”. |