Top Ten things Montecore, the white tiger, thought before attacking Roy Horn

Top Ten things Montecore, the white tiger, thought before attacking Roy Horn (of Siegfried and Roy) .

Submitted By: Tiger999 - Las Vegas, NV

10.

Hmmm, I never had pineapple before.

9.

Name me Montecore you S.O.B.

8.

Command This!!!!

7.

I wonder how much Tony the Tiger makes with his cereal deal.

6.

Did the Cincinnati Bengals cover this week.

5.

7 years out in this desert, Screw this.

4.

Penn and Teller pay more and have a better HMO.

3.

This is for putting your rhinestone thong on me last night.

2.

Siegfried looks too overcooked from all the tanning.

1.

I wonder if they really do taste like chicken.

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10.	Hmmm, I never had pineapple before.
9.	Name me Montecore you S.O.B.
8.	Command This!!!!
7.	I wonder how much Tony the Tiger makes with his cereal deal.
6.	Did the Cincinnati Bengals cover this week.
5.	7 years out in this desert, Screw this.
4.	Penn and Teller pay more and have a better HMO.
3.	This is for putting your rhinestone thong on me last night.
2.	Siegfried looks too overcooked from all the tanning.
1.	I wonder if they really do taste like chicken.