10. |
I got tickets to that movie you wanted to see,
have fun I'll see you when you get home. |
9. |
What's that smell? You didn't try to cook
again did you? |
8. |
I was going to get you something but decided
the hell with it. |
7. |
Happy Valentine's Day, I brought some Taco
Bell and rented some animal porn. |
6. |
I was going to give it to my girlfriend last
year but she dumped me first...anyway I hope you like it. |
5. |
I know you don't like this restaurant but I
had a coupon. |
4. |
I didn't get you candy cause it goes straight
to your ass. |
3. |
I wanted to buy you some lingerie but you don't
look good in that stuff. |
2. |
Sorry I'm late, me and the guys stopped
off at Hooters. |
1. |
You're gonna blow me, right? |
