10.

I hope you like McDonalds.

9.

Does your hair always look like that?

8.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

7.

We can't drive down this street, the court order says I have to stay 500 yards from my ex-girlfriends house.

6.

Do you have any money?

5.

I am so horny.

4.

You probably shouldn't get desert if you want to loose that belly.

3.

I can't stay out late, tomorrow I go for my G.E.D.

2.

This one time at band camp, I got this marble stuck in my ass.

1.

Can you pump the gas, I am going to run in and get some condoms.

BONUS:

I really like the cherry flavored edible underwear.