Random Thought #1 – Well another holiday, Easter, has passed us with some quality time spent with family. We had an annual Easter Egg hunt in which this year we had a little of a twist as we hid Uncle Wally’s glass eye in one of the eggs to freak the kids out. I included some photos of the Dombrowski family Easter bash 2006 below, As you can see it was a pretty exciting holiday:

Rough Day out in the country

Random Thought #2 – If there is one thing about Easter that kind of freaks me out until this day is the Easter Bunny. Now sure we have Santa Claus which is cool for Christmas and at least believable, and I can even deal with a little fairy coming in and leaving cash under your pillow when you lose a tooth. But a 6 foot bunny delivering baskets of candy and hard boiled eggs to you on Easter is like very disturbing to me. Dude even when I see the giant rabbit at the mall it’s still scares the crap out of me like I just saw Michael Jackson at Chuck E. Cheese playing in the room full of balls when 6 ten year old boys. Who in the hell thought up of a giant bunny sneaking into your house and hiding baskets of candy for you to find in the morning?

Random Thought #3 - I did play a trick on my kids this year though, I took a bunch of the candy, Raisenettes, and put them on the floor and told then the Easter Bunny took a dump on the rug. Then ate them and the kids just went nuts.

Ever since a little tike the Easter Bunny scared the crap out of me

Random Thought #4 – Well with baseball season just starting, isn’t it convenient that the steroid issues are being raised once again concerning Barry Bonds. Yes we all can tell by looking at Barry that your head cannot grow from a 20 lb cantaloupe to a 40 pound watermelon in a few years. Actually some of his teammates on the Giants say that when sitting in his recliner in the clubhouse small objects will start to orbit Barry’s giant head. I never really associated steroids with baseball players before the last few years that were more with lineman in football or wrestlers. In baseball which is more of an eye/hand coordination game and I wouldn’t have thought it would benefit them as much because you still have to have the ability to hit or throw the baseball.

Barry Bonds Big Giant Head

Random Thought #5 – Speaking of throwing a baseball, it was Barry Bonds who I feel has jinxed the Pirates by not being able to throw the one-legged Sid Bream out at home from second base on a single that cost the Pirates a chance to go to the World Series in 1992. The Bucco’s never had a winning season since…I hope your nut sack is the size of a raisin you steroid abusing freakshow Barry Bonds and I hope a helicopter crashes in your giant freakhead!!!

Random Thought #6 – If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Random Thought #7 – This freaking Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby thing reminds me of that classic movie “Rosemary Baby” when Mia Farrow has Satan’s baby for some whacked out occult group. This scientology think is the freakiest thing I ever heard of and I guess they now have brainwashed Isaac Hayes who played Chef on South Park. Children they got freakin’ Chef!!!

Random Thought #8 – I have received intelligence reports that the next target for the Scientology cult to brainwash is…

...The Burger King

Random Thought #9 – Have we gone too far with political correctness when Tiger Woods has to apologize for calling himself a spaz at the U.S. Master golf tournament? Here is what Tiger had said in an interview when asked about his play at Augusta "I putted atrociously today. Once I got on the greens, I was a spaz." Apparently In several countries, "spaz" is an offensive term for people affected with spastic paralysis, a form of cerebral palsy. Seriously what is next?

Random Thought #10 – Is the Soprano’s like the best show ever?

Well I'm off to go give the wife a free ride at Stanleyland, if you know what I mean. Word Up!