| In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car. | In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. | In Ventura, California, it is illegal for dogs and cats to have sex without a permit. | Bozeman, Montana has a law that you can't preform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown or in the nude. I guess you can do it during the day while wearing a scarf and hi-tops. | A law in Alexandria, Minnesota, makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions or sardines. | In Liberty Corner, New Jersey if a couple making out inside a vehicle accidently sounds the horn they may be arrested. | In Kingsville, Texas, There is a law making it illegal for two pigs to have sex on the property of the city's airport . | In Neveda sex without a condom is illegal. (Which brings up the question: What happens when you become pregnate in Nevada). | Willowdale, Oregon has a law stating that no man can curse while having sex with his wife. | In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot his gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. |
Respect my Authoritie!
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