Citizens of Pinellas Park, Florida have asked that city hall does not allow anymore outdoor Heavy Metal concerts in their city after an October 1st concert featuring Hatebreed, Meshuggah, and Motorhead. The residents complained about the vulgar language and decimal level of the concert that caused, by one woman's account, her cat to vomit and get sick. Do you know how cool that is to be so loud you make animals vomit? The town will look into any future acts performing in their town as another incident last year during a Pearl Jam and Neil Young concert the whole town fell asleep for 3 days

Look Vince Neil is still sleeping that one off.

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee suffered minor burns when some sparks from pyrotechnics hit Tommy as he was suspended on a wire and swinging between drum sets. Lee went on to finish another song and the Crue had to cancel their encore. Lee is said to be doing fine and his penis went unharmed.

Eminem is starring in the new Disney film "Chicken Little" due out November 4th in theaters near you. Eminem will play a little cock which isn't much of a stretch from real life. The role of Goosey Loosey will be played by none other than the skanky Paris Hilton. Dude the likeness is surreal

Eminem though has been busy being in rehab as his lawyers have filed lawsuits against Ring Tone companies and karaoke companies that are using his music without the proper licensing. Can you imagine some 50 year old drunk redneck with 5 teeth singing karaoke to Eminem's "Real Slim Shady"? You get your money home boy.

What in the hell is up with this guy???

In Teeny Bopper News:

Hilary Duff turned 18, yippee!!! I have underwear as old as her. Lindsay Lohan crashed another car, this time blaming the jag-off paparazzi douche bags causing her to crash. Lindsay was not drunk or having a gang bang in her car at the time of the crash, so there is a shock. Ashlee Simpson is still one ugly bitch and in former Teeny Bopper News, have you seen this Breaking Bonaducci show on VH-1 about former Partridge Family star Danny Bonaduci. Is this dude a freakin' train wreck or what? Holy beaver balls, I have never seen such a crazy, out of control, over the top douche bag as the former Danny Partridge. He's shooting steroids, throwing shit, screaming at his wife, who must be crazy to put up with this crap. Man, I thought Bonaducci straightened his ass up; if he did he is putting on one hell of an act. The look in his eyes is as if someone has his nuts in a vice and keeps turning them tighter and tighter that he's ready to explode at any given minute.

ROCK NOTES:

Joey Kramer won't entirely sit out Aerosmith's new tour that kicks off at the end of the month with Lenny Kravitz. The band's longtime drummer, who is recovering from rotator cuff surgery Joey's 24 year old son Jesse will be ready to pound the skins when Dad's pain becomes overbearing and he takes time out from the group's set to ice his shoulder backstage. .. Ozzy Osbourne will be a guest on NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on October 31, 2005. Ozzy's new collection, "Under Cover", is scheduled for release on November 1 as a DualDisc…Former Stone Temple Pilots members and brothers, Dean and Robert DeLeo will be forming a new band with Filter lead singer, Richard Patrick and drummer, Ray Luzier, who played in David Lee Roth's band…Check out the cover artwork for the second studio album from The Darkness "One Way Ticket to Hell …and Back. The album is scheduled for release on November 29 in the states. The album's lead-off single is titled"One Way Ticket" This will be the first release with new bassist Richie Edwards who replaced Frankie Poullain

The Darkness new album out November 29th.

Thanks to Blabbermouth, VH-1, and Classic Rock Revisited for news updates.

In some shocking news Michael Jackson who is now living somewhere in Asia being worshipped by a group of Pigmies or something had decided he needs to change his image to become more masculine. Holy crap ya think Mike??? Not sure what Mike is going to do to try and change his image but I could offer some suggestions:

First, Mike go a little bit lighter on the mascara, you know any fireman or coal miner will tell you that you need to go light on the mascara or it will make your eyes look like a cheap slut. Also put down the Jesus Juice and hit the weight room once in a while. For the love of Judas Priest watching you walk into that courtroom a few months back I swear if the wind blew more than 5 mph it would have knocked your skinny ass over. Get rid of the dude holding the umbrella, I know your brothers need work but guys don't use umbrellas especially when it's not even raining. But then again most guys wouldn't have appendages that would melt if they were in direct sunlight for a few minutes. Lastly, start banging some of these celebrity chicks. Come on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton screw anything that moves and you still have some cash. Tara Reid needs another job, shit you could be banging her and just for a couple glasses of Jesus Juice. Just make sure to go to the free clinic and get a shot afterward bud.

I heard a rumor that Krunk master Lil' John is suing Hustler magazine for distributing an "Adult Movie" featuring Lil' John. That should be interesting yet very disturbing, I have an update on that in the next edition of the "Rock Report" along with the Jon Bon Jovi slamming Madonna (about time someone stood up to that old skank) Peace!