Top 25 Ugliest Men in Muisc

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Top 25 All-Time Ugliest Men in Music

With all these magazines and VH-1 type of shows that are everywhere with their Top 100 sexiest rock stars, babes, accountants, or whatever. We never hear about who are the ugliest rock stars or the most overrated babes. Lets be honest if Eminem wasn’t who he is with his ski-lift nose and below average looks, he would never get any of the babes he could get now. So I, the “Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla”, no not Chris Jericho, but me, C.C. Rock have put together for the first time the Top 25 Ugliest Rockers of All-Time. Enjoy.

25. Limp Bizkit (entire band) - With the exception of Wes Borland who is very odd in his own right, a nice collection of ugly chubby rockers who play RapRock (sucks).

24. 50 Cent - The biggest set of front teeth in Hip-Hop. Just think, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had those set of chicklets.

23. Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers - Bad hair, bad complextion, bad body, looks terrible in a pair of tighty whities or a tube sock. Can play a hell of a bass though.

22. Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden - Not that the rest of Iron Maiden are a bunch of pretty boys, but Nicko though a talented drummer wasn’t blessed in the looks department.

21. Moby - Moby, Moby, Moby, what can you say about the bald little space boy that hasn’t been said already.

20. Neil Young - Not a particularly ugly dude, but it seems Neil doesn’t spend much time on hygiene and trimming that ear hair.

19. Beck - If Beck was working at the local supermarket instead of a musician, he would still be trying to lose his virginity to the chubby cashier who gives it up to everyone.

18. Lemmy of Motorhead - The Metal Icon Lemmy, I am still waiting for the day when one of those big moles on his face break off and start orbiting around Lemmy’s head.

17. Ryan Adams - Ryan Adams makes Bryan Adams look like Johnny Depp.

16. Lil' John - Just taking a look at this guy is enough said. You one Ugly Sum’bitch.

15. Bob Dylan - The ugliest person to ever be featured in a Victoria’s Secret ad.

14. Mars Volta - Double your pleasure, double the ugliness with Mars Volta. I’m sure they are both very nice guys.

13. Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction - Dude is freaking looking, like a cross between Iggy Pop and Quentin Tarantino, very scary indeed.

12. Iggy Pop - Just turn a mop upside down and you have Iggy Pop. Iggy is so thin that when he goes into a store he can’t get in because the automatic doors will not open cause he is so thin.

11. Flavor Flav of Public Enemy - The hair, the teeth, the clock and I think he is just a little bits nuts. I can’t get the nasty image of Flav and Brigette Nielsen doing it…ARGH!!!! !!

10. Elvis Costello - The ugly mans Elvis, oh all I hear is he is so talented, blah, blah, blah. If David Lee Roth put out the same crap Elvis does nobody would take him seriously. You have to be ugly to be a genius. See Kurt Cobain.

9. Boy George - I still can’t get over that George is a dude till this day. George was hit with the ugly stick once too often.

8. Billy Corgan ex-Smashing Pumpkins - With Billy’s bald look he looks exactly like Nosferatu the vampire. A tall, pale, scary looking dude with freaky looking teeth.

7. Ace Frehley of KISS - Drugs and driving real fast was Ace’s downfall. Everyone claims Gene is the ugly one but Ace with his bad complexion is the real reason KISS needs to keep the makeup on. Kids, drugs are bad, mmkay.

6. Weezer (entire band) - Self-proclaimed nerd rockers, but dude did they even have a choice to not call themselves nerd rockers?

5. Ric Ocasek of the Cars - How could a guy with those ears and that huge adam’s apple score a supermodel wife?

4. Micheal Stipe of R.E.M. - Ewww is the best word to describe Stipe, whose big giant head accounts for 1/3 of his total body weight.

3. Michael Jackson (1990-present) - What happened to MJ of the “Thriller” days? Now a middle aged freak who has a nose that is super glued on, a wig, really big hands, and this huge dimple in his chin, huge cheekbones. It just makes no sense whatsoever.

2. Old Dirty Bastard - Dean Wormer said to Flounder in “Animal House”, “Fat, Drunk, and Stupid, is no way to go through life son” Well he never met Old Dirty Bastard who was the personification of Fat, Drunk, Stupid, and friggin’ ugly. RIP

1. David Crosby - Crosby was considered to be the next Rock star on the makeover show “The Swan” but it would have put the show way over budget for the amount of work that needed to be completed to make him look average. I am the walrus Ko-Ko-Ka-Choo.

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25.		Limp Bizkit (entire band) - With the exception of Wes Borland who is very odd in his own right, a nice collection of ugly chubby rockers who play RapRock (sucks).
24.		50 Cent - The biggest set of front teeth in Hip-Hop. Just think, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had those set of chicklets.
23.		Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers - Bad hair, bad complextion, bad body, looks terrible in a pair of tighty whities or a tube sock. Can play a hell of a bass though.
22.		Nicko McBrain of Iron Maiden - Not that the rest of Iron Maiden are a bunch of pretty boys, but Nicko though a talented drummer wasn’t blessed in the looks department.
21.		Moby - Moby, Moby, Moby, what can you say about the bald little space boy that hasn’t been said already.
20.		Neil Young - Not a particularly ugly dude, but it seems Neil doesn’t spend much time on hygiene and trimming that ear hair.
19.		Beck - If Beck was working at the local supermarket instead of a musician, he would still be trying to lose his virginity to the chubby cashier who gives it up to everyone.
18.		Lemmy of Motorhead - The Metal Icon Lemmy, I am still waiting for the day when one of those big moles on his face break off and start orbiting around Lemmy’s head.
17.		Ryan Adams - Ryan Adams makes Bryan Adams look like Johnny Depp.
16.		Lil' John - Just taking a look at this guy is enough said. You one Ugly Sum’bitch.
15.		Bob Dylan - The ugliest person to ever be featured in a Victoria’s Secret ad.
14.		Mars Volta - Double your pleasure, double the ugliness with Mars Volta. I’m sure they are both very nice guys.
13.		Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction - Dude is freaking looking, like a cross between Iggy Pop and Quentin Tarantino, very scary indeed.
12.		Iggy Pop - Just turn a mop upside down and you have Iggy Pop. Iggy is so thin that when he goes into a store he can’t get in because the automatic doors will not open cause he is so thin.
11.		Flavor Flav of Public Enemy - The hair, the teeth, the clock and I think he is just a little bits nuts. I can’t get the nasty image of Flav and Brigette Nielsen doing it…ARGH!!!! !!
10.		Elvis Costello - The ugly mans Elvis, oh all I hear is he is so talented, blah, blah, blah. If David Lee Roth put out the same crap Elvis does nobody would take him seriously. You have to be ugly to be a genius. See Kurt Cobain.
9.		Boy George - I still can’t get over that George is a dude till this day. George was hit with the ugly stick once too often.
8.		Billy Corgan ex-Smashing Pumpkins - With Billy’s bald look he looks exactly like Nosferatu the vampire. A tall, pale, scary looking dude with freaky looking teeth.
7.		Ace Frehley of KISS - Drugs and driving real fast was Ace’s downfall. Everyone claims Gene is the ugly one but Ace with his bad complexion is the real reason KISS needs to keep the makeup on. Kids, drugs are bad, mmkay.
6.		Weezer (entire band) - Self-proclaimed nerd rockers, but dude did they even have a choice to not call themselves nerd rockers?
5.		Ric Ocasek of the Cars - How could a guy with those ears and that huge adam’s apple score a supermodel wife?
4.		Micheal Stipe of R.E.M. - Ewww is the best word to describe Stipe, whose big giant head accounts for 1/3 of his total body weight.
3.		Michael Jackson (1990-present) - What happened to MJ of the “Thriller” days? Now a middle aged freak who has a nose that is super glued on, a wig, really big hands, and this huge dimple in his chin, huge cheekbones. It just makes no sense whatsoever.
2.		Old Dirty Bastard - Dean Wormer said to Flounder in “Animal House”, “Fat, Drunk, and Stupid, is no way to go through life son” Well he never met Old Dirty Bastard who was the personification of Fat, Drunk, Stupid, and friggin’ ugly. RIP
1.		David Crosby - Crosby was considered to be the next Rock star on the makeover show “The Swan” but it would have put the show way over budget for the amount of work that needed to be completed to make him look average. I am the walrus Ko-Ko-Ka-Choo.