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The Stanley Dombrowski Bio


Name -

Stanley Seymour Dombrowski

Birthdate -

September 23, 1967.

Profession

History Teacher and hope to become the next Eminem, Word Up Brotha!

Height -

6 feet 6 inches

Weight -

A lean, mean 205 lbs.

Hometown -

Freedom, PA

Favorite Foods -

Giant Bowl of spaghetti with ketchup sauce, or “shit on a shingle” which is corn beef with a sauce on toast.

Favorite Musical Groups -

I like all types of music but my favorites are Culture Club, Public Enemy, Pink Floyd and The Game.

Hobbies -

Sitting out at the lake fishin’, gathering my thoughts with a nice wad of rub (snuff or chewing tobacco). Laying on the couch watching TV while drinking a jug (64 ounce cup of cherry Kool-aid).

Favorite TV Shows -

I love TV, my favorites are: CSI, Tour of Duty (Reminds me of 'Nam), Gomer Pyle USMC, This Old House, and Sister, Sister.

Family -

1 Sister and 2 Brothers, Sweet Sister Marci, Jon, Paul the Douche Bag (that is his Slovak mafia nickname), and a half sister that I can’t remember her name but she married a real ugly bald dude with a hairy back. I have 6 kids, 2 boys (Theodore and Larry) named after characters on "Leave it to Beaver" and 4 girls (Marcia, Jan, Cindy and Moesha). See I told you I love TV. And then there is Mother...

Something people may not know about you -

I once busted ass continuously for 1 minute and 35 seconds. I was in the Army Reserves for 4 years. My sister Marci once stabbed me in the leg with a butter knife because I ate her Halloween candy corn. I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie (hahahaha) get it?

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